Yesterday I worked a pub crawl for Old Style and got paid $100 to hang out with 20 drunk guys for 3 hours. A vice principal of a school was there. He was cute and slipped me shots when no one was looking.

I am fully committed to being a single independent lady. However, I'm frustrated that I can't hang shelves in my room nor install a car stereo.

I just stared at the wires for 15 minutes. How the fuck.

This guy slept in my bed the other night. To my horror I wake up to the sound of water and see him naked, holding his dick and pissing on my bed. When I kicked him out of my room he pissed on my stairs.

fuck. my. life.

He was wasted. Sorry man, that was your last fuck up. Now every one knows. And you suck.

I will however ask him to install my shelves.
Because that's how I get things done.

And he will too.